Saturday, May 18, 2002

"Uh,....Hello?"

"God?"

"You there?"

"Oh...yeah, well it's me....Jim Anderson"

"A-N-D-E-R-S-O-N"

"No, 'O' not 'E'"

"Texas....El Paso...stole the dirt bike from Steve White in 1972?"

"Glasses, dropped out of nursing school in '77?"

"Nope, don't know him....."

"Ran out of Woolworths without paying for my hamburger in '78?"

"Yeah, that's me."

"Well, sorry to bother you an' all but .....and don't take this wrong or nuthin' cause I know you're busy an' all but..."

"Did you forget to turn off winter in New Hampshire?"

"Damn! He hung up on me!"

-Jeeem-

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