Tuesday, October 29, 2002

Penis Size Big Worry for UK Men, Poll Says

Mon Oct 28,12:30 PM ET

LONDON (Reuters) - Almost one in four British men is unhappy with the size of his penis, according to a survey of sexual behavior published Sunday.

And such concerns do not diminish with age.

While those aged 35 to 44 are most likely to worry, a sizeable 26 percent of over 65s admit to being less than happy with their organ.


Oh Jesus....

I swear, I'm not gonna say a word.

Not ONE word.


Thursday, October 17, 2002

Inflation sucks.

Just when ya think you're getting ahead and the price of prostitutes goes up!


Thank God somebody has a solution. Just when you think things are hopeless, some concerned citizens get together to join hands for a cause.

Fairplay IS concerned! Those boys in the U.K., know how to fight for their cause!

Good grief....


Who woulda thought?

Ya want yore ass kicked buddy? No problem! Just click here and make a bid!

Jesus, what will they think of next.....

China Patrols Tiananmen Square for Chewing Gum

Wed Oct 16,10:35 AM ET

BEIJING (Reuters) - As China's ruling Communists try to ensure a critical party congress comes off without a hitch next month, a 1,000-strong army is patrolling Beijing's Tiananmen Square, removing a troublesome scourge -- chewing gum. Ranks of cleaners have toiled in the vast square for 18 days to scrape off an estimated 600,000 wads of chewing gum, the official Xinhua news agency said on Wednesday.

Each wad of gum cost 13 cents to remove, Xinhua said, citing a cleaning company working for the Management Committee of Tiananmen Square. The cleanup comes as the government spruces up the city ahead of the 16th Communist Party Congress that starts in the Great Hall of the People on one side of the square on November 8 and is expected to see a younger generation take the reins of power. Lying at the heart of the Chinese capital, Tiananmen Square was the focal point of huge pro-democracy demonstrations in 1989 crushed by the army with heavy loss of life.

Hey! 599,000 of those weren't mine!


Wednesday, October 16, 2002


People will suffer for messing with me today.....

Their personal Karma will kick their righteous asses royally. Maybe not today, or tomorrow....but someday. The bastards. *sigh* It was a rough day today. I took some action though. I applied for a new position at Department of Corrections.

Parole Officer.

Ten more days and the position closes. I've crossed my fingers, hung a chicken's head on my door, thrown salt over my shoulder, rubbed a real rabbits foot, found a four-leaf clover and ate it....among other things.

Good thing I'm not superstitious.


Sunday, October 13, 2002

Keep your pecker up and I'm sure you will find something...

Those english and their expressions...

My good friend Angie, from the West coast of England, just got back from her holiday travel. She was responding to my backed up ICQ messages, one of which detailed my recent job search that has turned up rather dry, so she sent me some of her english words of encouragement:

"Well Jim, Keep your pecker up and I'm sure you will find something."

What a gal.

I think I'll follow her advice.


Thursday, October 03, 2002

STOP! You're giving me a VISUAL!

You've all experienced it.

You're talking to somebody and they say somethin' that creates a visual image in your head that elicits a bodily reaction. That bodily reaction isn't always a pleasant one either.

I was GOOGLing this morning, while at work and stumbled onto an online journal.

This is what I read:

"My cat greeted me with the stench of her Korean twinkie-esque Lotte Custard fueled doo-doo (apparently she dragged them out of the basket, into my bed, sucked the cream filled contents out through bite holes and left the empty wrappers on the bed.)"

Oh yuck.


That word alone elicits a reaction.

Korean twinkie-esque Lotte Custard fueled doo-doo?




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