Just when life was sailing along peacefully.......
God was bored, spotted me through the opening in a cloud, figured my life was going a LEEEEEETLE Bit too smoothly and ZAPPED me.
Damn. Just my luck.
First he slammed my little finger in the door of my truck.
That was just a warm-up exercise though....he (she?) didn't stop there. By now I'm looking over my shoulder when I walk out the door in the morning. What the hell is God's problem anyway? Maybe he (she?) needs to get a job or something. Oh jeez....I'll probably really get it for that statement....oh well.
I thought my schedule sucked.....have you seen Jessie's (of, "Just Bite Me!" fame) schedule?
Yeah, I can remember when I was thirty....