Penis Size Big Worry for UK Men, Poll Says

Mon Oct 28,12:30 PM ET

LONDON (Reuters) - Almost one in four British men is unhappy with the size of his penis, according to a survey of sexual behavior published Sunday.

And such concerns do not diminish with age.

While those aged 35 to 44 are most likely to worry, a sizeable 26 percent of over 65s admit to being less than happy with their organ.

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Oh Jesus....

I swear, I'm not gonna say a word.

Not ONE word.

-Jeeem-

Inflation sucks.

Just when ya think you're getting ahead and the price of prostitutes goes up!

Damn!

Thank God somebody has a solution. Just when you think things are hopeless, some concerned citizens get together to join hands for a cause.

Fairplay IS concerned! Those boys in the U.K., know how to fight for their cause!

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Good grief....

-Jeeem-

ASS KICKIN'

Who woulda thought?

Ya want yore ass kicked buddy? No problem! Just click here and make a bid!

Jesus, what will they think of next.....

-Jeeem-

China Patrols Tiananmen Square for Chewing Gum

Wed Oct 16,10:35 AM ET

BEIJING (Reuters) - As China's ruling Communists try to ensure a critical party congress comes off without a hitch next month, a 1,000-strong army is patrolling Beijing's Tiananmen Square, removing a troublesome scourge -- chewing gum. Ranks of cleaners have toiled in the vast square for 18 days to scrape off an estimated 600,000 wads of chewing gum, the official Xinhua news agency said on Wednesday.

Each wad of gum cost 13 cents to remove, Xinhua said, citing a cleaning company working for the Management Committee of Tiananmen Square. The cleanup comes as the government spruces up the city ahead of the 16th Communist Party Congress that starts in the Great Hall of the People on one side of the square on November 8 and is expected to see a younger generation take the reins of power. Lying at the heart of the Chinese capital, Tiananmen Square was the focal point of huge pro-democracy demonstrations in 1989 crushed by the army with heavy loss of life.














Hey! 599,000 of those weren't mine!

-Jeeem-

Karma

People will suffer for messing with me today.....

Their personal Karma will kick their righteous asses royally. Maybe not today, or tomorrow....but someday. The bastards. *sigh* It was a rough day today. I took some action though. I applied for a new position at Department of Corrections.

Parole Officer.

Ten more days and the position closes. I've crossed my fingers, hung a chicken's head on my door, thrown salt over my shoulder, rubbed a real rabbits foot, found a four-leaf clover and ate it....among other things.

Good thing I'm not superstitious.

-Jeeem-

Keep your pecker up and I'm sure you will find something...

Those english and their expressions...

My good friend Angie, from the West coast of England, just got back from her holiday travel. She was responding to my backed up ICQ messages, one of which detailed my recent job search that has turned up rather dry, so she sent me some of her english words of encouragement:

"Well Jim, Keep your pecker up and I'm sure you will find something."

What a gal.

I think I'll follow her advice.

-Jeeem-

STOP! You're giving me a VISUAL!

You've all experienced it.

You're talking to somebody and they say somethin' that creates a visual image in your head that elicits a bodily reaction. That bodily reaction isn't always a pleasant one either.

I was GOOGLing this morning, while at work and stumbled onto an online journal.

This is what I read:

"My cat greeted me with the stench of her Korean twinkie-esque Lotte Custard fueled doo-doo (apparently she dragged them out of the basket, into my bed, sucked the cream filled contents out through bite holes and left the empty wrappers on the bed.)"

Oh yuck.

"Stench?"

That word alone elicits a reaction.

Korean twinkie-esque Lotte Custard fueled doo-doo?

Oh...

My...

God...

-Jeeem-

Weird chinese herbal medicine stuff

Annie Charmaine is at it again. Anne always has a way of stirring up the Asian side of my brain and I think she does it on purpose.

In my lifetime, I have been exposed to weird chinese herbal medicine stuff, four times.

The first was at my Karate dojo, in El Paso, Texas. I was studying judo at the time and my friend Oren, was sick, sitting on the couch in the dojo, watching us work out. My instructor Ty Hayashi (yeah, I know....he was Japanese) pulled Oren aside, telling him to go upstairs and he would mix him a concoction that would cure him. Ty told us all to take a break and I followed Oren upstairs to watch.

Ty mixed Oren the most GOD AWFUL looking mess in a drinking glass that I had ever seen. It smelled like a cross between rancid potatoes and a wet ashtray. Oren had to hold his nose to drink the mess. An hour later Oren swore he not only felt better, he felt the best he'd felt in years. You would have had to catch me first.

The second time was when I was married and lived in Virginia. My wife worked for a Chinese restaurant and had been feeling ill one day. The owners took her out back and poured her a cup full of a noxious mixture from a large container they had pulled out from behind a table. She never drank it, refusing politely, but later telling me what it looked and smelled like. I didn't blame her. You would have had to catch me first.

The third time was when I was in China. I had been eating at a favorite little Chinese dive on a side street near my hotel in Beijing and while eating, I eyed the huge, glass bottles that contained the nastiest looking crap I'd ever seen, wondering what the hell it was and who would be crazy enough to consume it. I never saw them delve into one of those containers while I was there.

Now I'm hearing about it from Annie.

Mouse fetus drowned in Brandy, with ginseng and herbs. Oh yum.

You would have had to catch me first.

-Jeeem-

Do you realize that on any given day...

of any given week...

of any given month.....

in your regular dealings with the general public.....

You are dealing with at least one...

CERTIFIABLY deranged, mentally unstable, undiagnosed, mentally disordered individual?

Oh yeah.

They could be your cash register lady, your grocery store clerk, your meter reader, the school bus driver, a cop, the local florist, the UPS guy in those funny looking shorts, your neighbor, the dog grooming attendant, your AVON lady, the waitress at the corner deli, your karate instructor, your kids teacher, the town dump operator, a crossing guard, the gas station attendant, the guy mopping the floor at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the meter maid or any number of folks.

"So Jeeem," you say.....

"How is it you know this?" you ask.....

Cause I know.

I can't tell you WHY I know. You'll just have to take my word on this one.....

I want to stress the term, "UNDIAGNOSED," which means, quite simply, they haven't been found out yet and are NOT on any medication. Hell, some of these people have been diagnosed but aren't taking their medication. Some of them are....ANGRY. Not at anything in particular, just ANGRY.

In the past, their behavior has cost them their jobs, a marriage or two, some brushes with the law, an eyebrow raised here and there and other troubles, both more and less severe. Eventually, something will happen calling attention to them and the system will then find them and lock them up or hospitalize them.

Meanwhile, they are out there.....

Waiting to serve you.

No, I ain't talking DEPRESSION. I ain't talking ANXIETY. I'm talking weird stuff.

PSYCHOSIS.

Grassy Knoll stuff.

GOIN' POSTAL....

A quick Google Search turns up: "Individuals who have an untreated, severe mental illness commit more than 1,000 homicides a year in the United States."

wonderful.

Have a nice day!

-Jeeem-

Thanks Keeley for the kudo's and compliments!

You rock.

-Jeeemeister-