I just returned from Cricenti's and the typical mystery has occurred....
THE MYSTERY OF THE MISSING ITEM
This always happens. I get home and it dawns on me that I'm missing an item. This time it is a tomato. That's it, one tomato. It's never a BIG item, it's always some little annoying item that is never worth getting back into my vehicle and returning to the store. I just couldn't imagine it....
"Uhhh, excuse me. I'm missing my tomato."
"What?
"My tomato. I got home and it's not in the bag."
"Oh, hold on."
"PRODUCE MANAGER! ISLE ONE."
(Jim slinks into himself, trying to disappear) You see, I live in a very small town and someone who goes all the way back to the grocery store for a missing tomato is right up there with a house fire. So, to save having my name on the front page of the local paper....
LOCAL MAN RETURNS, LOOKING FOR LOST TOMATO
I decided to let it go.
-Jeeem-
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