AMAZON's at it again
This time the gimmick is THE GOLD BOX.
Not just any GOLD BOX, but YOUR VERY OWN GOLD BOX.
"Jim's Gold Box" they call it. Of course I realize that at this very moment, there are about 568,000 or more Gold Boxes out there on the Amazon site, all with the name of their coveted owner on them but that doesn't matter.
This is MY Gold Box. It sparkles. It has STUFF inside it that is reserved.....JUST FOR ME! Hand picked, specially for me, by my special store...
But wait! Hold on there.
Have you checked out your Gold Box yet?
What the hell is Amazon thinking? Where the hell do they get this stuff?
I can't use this shit!
Here's the latest......
This is the Rugrats Radio Controlled Angelica.
Just what I was hoping I'd be able to purchase one day.
List Price: $39.99
Amazon's Price: $14.98
You Normally Save: $25.01
+ Gold Box Coupon: $3.00
Act Now and Save: $28.01 (70%)
Special Gold Box Price: $11.98
Shit, I'd better hurry......only 48 minutes left to buy. Looks like Amazon is taking it's marketing research to new and exciting levels....they really know their customers!
-Jeeem-
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