Hey Chris...
Ever hear this little ditty?
Ever hear this little ditty?
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)
We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes
Stroll the Lock Keeper's Inn until you feel at home
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)
Hide the money in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair
Most of all, you've got to hide it from Peter
Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mrs Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)
Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Going to the Sinn Féin debate
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you've got to choose
Ev'ry way you look at it, you lose
Where have you gone, Kirk McCambley
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you (Woo, woo, woo)
What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson
Kickin' Kirk has left and gone away
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)
via -Jeeem-
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2 comments:
Ooooh yeeeessssssss!!!
This was an hilarious and sordid little episode.
There is one fact that could potentially change your perception of this entire scenario, though.
Imagine, if you will, that Iris' husband Peter had a violent temper. Imagine, if you will, that after years of hiding in the house until bruises had subsided, of having week-long stays in a local mental health facility after depressive episodes brought on by her abusive spouse.
Imagine then, if I may presume upon your patience, that Iris, unable to divorce her husband due to her strict religious beliefs, decides that she could use her husband to kickstart a career in politics which would keep her in the public eye and stay her husband's ready fists.
So fast-forward to January this year, when it's been revealed that she's taken lovers in the past, lovers so incredibly inappropriate that alarm bells should ring, that she's used her influence give the nurture and encouragement that she never received.
And add to that the simple fact that she has not appeared in public on one single occasion since this all went public. The last time anyone saw her was 3 or 4 days before the news story broke. She is involuntarily under care.
It's a different story now, with those extra details, isn't it? You could almost start to feel sorry for her.
Well Chris...
That certainly places a bit of a twist to the story now doesn't it? Very, very interesting indeed! Thanks for your input.
Of course you understand my intent was only to poke a bit of fun at the issue...as I, for one (as you well know) am in NO place to criticize someone for tapping into the younger crowd, or the older for that matter!
To each his or her own I always say!
Thanks again for enlightening us uh...Easterners?...Or is that Westerners?...Okay, how about both?
-Jeeem-
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